mothgeist:

alexa slap this ass

(via sadghostgrl)

isakthesnake:

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

(via one-less-soul)

tapeduct:

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

(via one-less-soul)

thebootydiaries:

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I’m bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it’s okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That’s kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she’s been smoking since she was 7. She’s not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

(Source: aphrodeiti, via thebootydiaries)

hippiee:

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

(Source: latenights, via hurtlngs)

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via hirxeth)

hippiee:

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

(Source: latenights, via perks-of-being-chinese)